Quotes of Joking - somelinesforyou

“ My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. ”

- Muhammad Ali

“ My level of sarcasm's gotten to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not. ”

- Unknown

“ I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding. ”

- Larry Hagman

“ We should stop kidding ourselves. We should let go of things that aren't true. It's always better with the truth. ”

- R. Buckminster Fuller

“ God answers all our prayers. Sometimes the answer is yes. Sometimes the answer is no. Sometimes the answer is, you've got to be kidding! ”

- Jimmy Carter

“ A college joke to cure the dumps. ”

- Jonathan Swift

“ Joking set aside. ”

- Pliny the Younger

“ Jesting, often, only proves a want of intellect. ”

- Samuel Johnson

“ A joke's a very serious thing. ”

- Charles Churchill

“ My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. ”

- George Bernard Shaw

“ What is truth? said jesting Pilate; and would not stay for an answer. ”

- Francis Bacon

“ Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. ”

- Larry King

“ Science is a method to keep yourself from kidding yourself. ”

- Edwin Land

“ I like working solo and it was a lot of fun joking around with the audience, saying things. I'm only just learning how to do certain things. ”

- Art Garfunkel

“ It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself. ”

- Salvador Dali
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