Quotes of Instructions - somelinesforyou

“ Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated. ”

- Cythina Nelms

“ This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go. ”

- Unknown

“ When everything else fails read the instructions. ”

- Unknown

“ program - A set of instructions, given to the computer, describing the sequence of steps the computer performs in order to accomplish a specific task. The task must be specific, such as balancing your checkbook or editing your text. A general task, such as working for world peace, is something we can all do, but not something we can currently write programs to do. ”

- From Unix User’s Manual Manual

“ A minister asked a little boy how to get to the Post Office. After the little boy told him, the minister said, Why don't you come to church tonight? I'm giving instructions on how to get to heaven. After thinking a minute, the boy replied, I don't think so… ”

- Unknown
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