Quotes of Hockey - somelinesforyou

“ I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. ”

- Rodney Dangerfield

“ How would you like a job where when you made a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ”

- Jacques Plante

“ Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. ”

- John Leonard

“ When it gets down to it, basketball is basketball. ”

- Larry Bird

“ PLANNING VS REACTING: How organized are you? Could your life be called a ballet or is it a hockey game However, even in a hockey game, good hockey player learn to skate to where the puck WILL BE. ”

- Unknown

“ A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be. ”

- Wayne Gretzky

“ I don't like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don't like them crossing one another, and I kind of have them hidden in the corner. I put baby powder on the ends. I think it's essentially a matter of taking care of what takes care of you. ”

- Wayne Gretzky

“ Give blood. Play hockey. ”

- Unknown

“ Can we just talk baseball? Please? ”

- Barry Bonds

“ Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. ”

- Doug Larson

“ A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another. ”

- Jimmy Cannon

“ Ice hockey players can walk on water. ”

- Unknown

“ Hockey players have fire in their hearts and ice in their veins. ”

- Unknown

“ Hockey is murder on ice. ”

- Jim Murray

“ Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street. ”

- Unknown

“ Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. ”

- Unknown

“ Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. ”

- Unknown

“ High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing... everything else is just figure skating. ”

- Unknown

“ Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey. ”

- Unknown

“ When Hell freezes over, I'll play hockey there too. ”

- Unknown

“ I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie. ”

- Brad Hull

“ Cricket is al. ”

- Fred A. Allen

“ I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't. ”

- Lucille Ball

“ I don't know anything about baseball. ”

- Sean Connery

“ America's next male tennis generation. ”

- Andre Agassi

“ I started skating and I kind of liked it because I could run circles around the guys that wouldn't pick me to play baseball. ”

- Scott Hamilton

“ Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain. ”

- Pierre Elliott Trudeau

“ Frankford was set up the same way as Green Bay, about 1899,... The Frankford Athletic Association ran football, baseball and cricket teams, up until 1931. ”

- Brian Harris

“ We're the best team in baseball. But not by much. ”

- Sparky Anderson

“ And what you're doing to baseball now, you're taking on the whole baseball establishment. ”

- Mike Wallace
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