Quotes of Hippopotamus - somelinesforyou

“ I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you that, awake or asleep, he is the ugliest of the works of God. ”

- Thomas Babington Macaulay

“ I shoot the Hippopotamus with bullets made of platinum, because if I use the leaden one his hide is sure to flatten em. ”

- Hilaire Belloc

“ I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. ”

- Noel Coward

“ They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance. ”

- John Sedgwick

“ No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. ”

- Lewis Carroll
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