Quotes of Gag - somelinesforyou

“ The only way to have a friend is to be one. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ In the end, everything is a gag. ”

- Charlie Chaplin

“ Don't gag people with welfare, they'll never make an effort. ”

- Unknown

“ Ideas generally come in a very complicated form, and you've got to strip them down to make them usable. Boil a gag down to its simplest form, and it is readily discernible to anybody who sees it. ”

- Carl Barks

“ I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains. ”

- Bill Mauldin

“ Housekeeping ain't no joke. ”

- Louisa May Alcott

“ Jests that give pains are no jests. ”

- Miguel de Cervantes

“ All lies and jests, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest. ”

- Paul Simon

“ A living drollery: now I will believe That there are unicorns. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ When I discover who I am, I'll be free. ”

- Ralph Ellison
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