Quotes of Excretion

“ Have you a stool there to be melancholy upon? ”

- Ben Jonson

“ My husband wasn't listening when the doctor asked for "a urine, stool, and semen sample"... so I just told him they wanted his shorts. ”

- Unknown

“ Art is not Nature, art is Nature digested. Art is a sublime excrement. ”

- George Moore

“ Curiosity is the direct incontinency of the spirit. ”

- Jeremy Taylor

“ When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee! ”

- Paris Hilton
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