Quotes of Dan

“ The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make. ”

- Dan Quayle

“ If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'. ”

- John Cleese

“ If Thomas Edison invented electric light today, Dan Rather would report it on CBS News as, "Candle making industry threatened.". ”

- Newt Gingrich

“ What I think is highly inappropriate is what's going on across the Internet, a kind of political jihad against Dan Rather and CBS News that's quite outrageous. ”

- Tom Brokaw

“ Walter Cronkite sang me a little sea chantey. The verse ended, 'Just watch your back with Dan Rather, dear, just watch your back with Dan.'. ”

- Connie Chung

“ Watchin' Dan Rather do the news, he looks like he's making a hostage tape. They should have guys in ski masks and AK-47s just standing off to the side. ”

- Don Imus

“ Dan Rather is guilty of not being skeptical enough about a story that was politically loaded. ”

- Bill O’Reilly

“ Of course, you may not realize that Dan Brown's novel is a bigoted, skewed, and dogmatically anti-Christian if you went by what they mainstream media say about it. ”

- Carl Olson

“ There is no question that Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush is to put on a clown show. ”

- Tim Robbins

“ It is not a gross disservice to remember Dan Rather's career as a long trail of heavily biased, corner-cutting, liberal-flacking and conservative-trashing journalism. It is also not incorrect to remember Rather as a Bush-loathing, Hillary-hailing, Fidel-flattering, Gorbachev-groveling, Saddam-sweet-talking insult to the ideals of objectivity and professionalism. ”

- Brent Bozell
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