Quotes of Croquet

“ The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. ”

- Ernest Hemingway

“ Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake. ”

- Sylvester Stallone

“ Sex - the poor man's polo. ”

- Clifford Odets

“ I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted. ”

- Jack Nicklaus

“ I am looking forward to watching the United States compete in the curling and ice hockey events. Curling is a very interesting sport because it's like shuffleboard on ice. ”

- Adam West
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