Quotes of Crab

“ A friend called me up the other day and talked about investing in a dot-com that sells lobsters. Internet lobsters. Where will this end? The next day he sent me a huge package of lobsters on ice. How low can you stoop? ”

- Donald Trump

“ Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. ”

- Charles M. Schulz

“ Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples don't count on harvesting golden Delicious . ”

- Unknown

“ Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling backward in search of the Atlantic Ocean, and missing? That's the way the mind of man operates. ”

- H. L. Mencken

“ The guy has baggy pants, flat feet, the most miserable, bedraggled-looking little bastard you ever saw; makes itchy gestures as though he's got crabs under his arms — but he's funny. ”

- Sterling Ford

“ Worlds can be found by a child and an adult bending down and looking together under the grass stems or at the skittering crabs in a tidal pool. ”

- Mary Catherine Bateson

“ Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. ”

- Bill Meyer

“ Well, right now, technically, I have no breast cancer. ”

- Lynn Redgrave

“ In sci-fi convention, life-forms that hadn't developed space travel were mere prehistory — horse-shoe crabs of the cosmic scene — and something of the humiliation of being stuck on a provincial planet in a galactic backwater has stayed with me ever since. ”

- Barbara Ehrenreich

“ Look you, Doubloon, your zodiac here is the life of man in one round chapter. To begin: there's Aries, or the Ram — lecherous dog, he begets us; then, Taurus, or the Bull — he bumps us the first thing; then Gemini, or the Twins — that is, Virtue and Vice; we try to reach Virtue, when lo! comes Cancer the Crab, and drags us back; and here, going from Virtue, Leo, a roaring Lion, lies in the path — he gives a few fierce bites and surly dabs with his paw; we escape, and hail Virgo, the virgin! that's our first love; we marry and think to be happy for aye, when pop comes Libra, or the Scales — happiness weighed and found wanting; and while we are very sad about that, Lord! how we suddenly jump, as Scorpio, or the Scorpion, stings us in rear; we are curing the wound, when come the arrows all round; Sagittarius, or the Archer, is amusing himself… ”

- Herman Melville
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