Quotes of Cleaver

“ If we must have a tyrant, let him at least be a gentleman who has been bred to the business. And let us fall by the axe and not by the butcher's cleaver. ”

- Lord Byron

“ What a wonderful world this would be if there were as many wise people as there are cleaver people. ”

- Unknown

“ Some stalkers are quite benign, but finding someone in your garden at three o'clock in the morning with a meat cleaver and a hard-on can't be much fun. ”

- Daniel Craig

“ I had a picture-perfect childhood. My parents were like June and Ward Cleaver; there was nothing dysfunctional about them. ”

- Kelly Ripa
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