Quotes of Claus

“ I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. ”

- Dick Gregory

“ Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year. ”

- Victor Borge

“ A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset. ”

- James Gould Cozzens

“ Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking? ”

- Arlo Guthrie

“ I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. ”

- Shirley Temple

“ Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year. ”

- Victor Borge

“ A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus. ”

- Herbert Clark Hoover

“ A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset. ”

- James Gould Cozzens

“ Nobody shoots at Santa Claus. ”

- Alfred E. Smith

“ Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven. ”

- H. L. Mencken
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