Quotes of Chimpanzee

“ Once I saw a chimpanzee gaze at a particularly beautiful sunset for a full 15 minutes, watching the changing colors and then retire to the forest without picking a pawpaw for supper. ”

- Adriaan Kortlandt

“ Shave a gorilla and it would be almost impossible, at twenty paces, to distinguish him from a heavyweight champion of the world. Skin a chimpanzee, and it would take an autopsy to prove he was not a theologian. ”

- H.L. Mencken

“ A good fundraiser has the appetite of an IBM machine, the energy of a chimpanzee, the lungs of an umpire, the enthusiasm of a kid in an ice cream plant, and the shyness and timidity of a bull elephant. ”

- Charles H. Branch
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