Quotes of Canal

“ I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran. ”

- Andy Rooney

“ Vagina, vagina, vagina. It's such a weird word. ”

- Kylie Minogue

“ Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other. ”

- Ronald Reagan

“ I think my greatest single achievement took place on a Tuesday in March, when, with much bribery and corruption, I got them to clear the Grand Canal. That was truly Wagnerian. ”

- Tony Palmer

“ In Amsterdam the water is the mistress and the land the vassal. throughout the city there are as many canals and drawbridges as bracelets on a Gypsy's bronzed arms. ”

- Felix Marti Ibanez

“ The crowning fortune of a man is to be born to some pursuit which finds him employment and happiness, whether it be to make baskets, or broadswords, or canals, or statues, or songs. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ One learns little more about a man from his feats of literary memory than from the feats of his alimentary canal. ”

- Frank Moore Colby

“ Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. ”

- Ronald Reagan

“ Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other. ”

- Elizabeth Adamson

“ Canals might indeed linger for a time as feeders… but every one now realized that the railroad was to be the great agency which would give plausibility to the industrial organization of the United States and develop its great territory. ”

- John Moody

“ There is a lull to the very air of the place, the creaking of the tall teak forests, the lapping of the canals, the gentle swaying of the little kingfishers who sit like neat blue idols on almost every telegraph wire. ”

- James Morris

“ Mars is essentially in the same orbit… Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe. ”

- Dan Quayle

“ After the opening of the Erie Canal in 1825, the Legislature of New York directed a survey of a state road which was to be constructed at public expense through the southern tier of counties from the Hudson River to Lake Erie. ”

- John Moody

“ I live on a boat, which is in the midst of renovation… I figure the good Lord will put me in the right place and hopefully I'll have the right clothes on. I think what we're going to do is bring the boat through the Panama Canal. My husband has always wanted to do that… ”

- Florence Henderson
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