Quotes of Scott Dikkers - somelinesforyou

“ Dear God, I understand that if I fail to believe in you, I’ll burn in hell for eternity. Thanks for being such a good sport about it. ”

- Scott Dikkers

“ Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious. ”

- Scott Dikkers

“ Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious. ”

- Scott Dikkers

“ A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends. ”

- Scott Dikkers

“ Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, allseeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God. ”

- Scott Dikkers

“ Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious. ”

- Scott Dikkers

“ Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, allseeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God. ”

- Scott Dikkers

“ Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious. ”

- Scott Dikkers
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