“ From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true – he probably is. ”
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“ Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me. ”
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“ Honey, what’s the point of being in the suburbs if you’re not going to fuck a gardener? ”
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“ Don’t play hard to get with a man who’s hard to get. ”
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“ Would it be bad to have a martini with my muscle relaxant or bad in a good way? ”
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“ Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls… because they can. ”
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“ I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people. ”
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“ Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it’s good you can’t get it anymore. If it’s bad you just had sex with an ex. ”
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