Quotes of Ron White - somelinesforyou

“ People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic. ”

- Ron White

“ I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. ”

- Ron White

“ If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who’s life is giving them vodka, and have a party. ”

- Ron White

“ I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. ”

- Ron White

“ I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. ”

- Ron White

“ I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability. ”

- Ron White

“ The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off. ”

- Ron White

“ The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off. ”

- Ron White

“ The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off. ”

- Ron White

“ The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off. ”

- Ron White
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