Quotes of P.J. O’ROURKE - somelinesforyou

“ Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they’re going. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ People ask me if I've ever been called a Nazi. I answer that no one has ever had dreams of being tied down and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ People ask me if I've ever been called a Nazi. I answer that no one has ever had dreams of being tied down and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ There's not a woman in the book, the plot hinges on unkindness to animals, and the black characters mostly drown by Chapter 29. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ There's not a woman in the book, the plot hinges on unkindness to animals, and the black characters mostly drown by Chapter 29. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ People ask me if I've ever been called a Nazi. I answer that no one has ever had dreams of being tied down and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ People ask me if I've ever been called a Nazi. I answer that no one has ever had dreams of being tied down and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ There's not a woman in the book, the plot hinges on unkindness to animals, and the black characters mostly drown by Chapter 29. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE

“ People ask me if I've ever been called a Nazi. I answer that no one has ever had dreams of being tied down and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal. ”

- P.J. O’ROURKE
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