Quotes of Neil Simon - somelinesforyou

“ It's amazing how flabby you get when you're happy. ”

- Neil Simon

“ Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending. ”

- Neil Simon

“ People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand-new Mercedes? ”

- Neil Simon

“ Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count. ”

- Neil Simon

“ Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count. ”

- Neil Simon

“ Don't listen to those who say, you taking too big a chance. Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor, and it would surely be rubbed out by today. Most important, don't listen when the little voice of fear inside you rears its ugly head and says they all smarter than you out there… ”

- Neil Simon

“ New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it. ”

- Neil Simon

“ Don't listen to those who say, you taking too big a chance. Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor, and it would surely be rubbed out by today. Most important, don't listen when the little voice of fear inside you rears its ugly head and says they all smarter than you out there… ”

- Neil Simon

“ When I step out of the role you have written for me you make me feel like a plagiarist. from the play Jake's Women. ”

- Neil Simon

“ New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it. ”

- Neil Simon

“ When I step out of the role you have written for me you make me feel like a plagiarist. from the play Jake's Women. ”

- Neil Simon

“ When I step out of the role you have written for me you make me feel like a plagiarist. from the play Jake's Women. ”

- Neil Simon

“ People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand-new Mercedes? ”

- Neil Simon

“ If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted on the Sistine floor. ”

- Neil Simon

“ Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count. ”

- Neil Simon

“ When I step out of the role you have written for me you make me feel like a plagiarist. from the play Jake's Women. ”

- Neil Simon

“ When it's 20 below in New York, it's 78 in L.A. When it's 110 in New York, it's 78 in L.A. Of course, there are 8 million interesting people in New York, and only 78 in L.A. ”

- Neil Simon

“ Don't listen to those who say, you taking too big a chance. Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor, and it would surely be rubbed out by today. Most important, don't listen when the little voice of fear inside you rears its ugly head and says they all smarter than you out there… ”

- Neil Simon

“ Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending. ”

- Neil Simon

“ Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count. ”

- Neil Simon

“ Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count. ”

- Neil Simon

“ Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count. ”

- Neil Simon

“ New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it. ”

- Neil Simon

“ When I step out of the role you have written for me you make me feel like a plagiarist. from the play Jake's Women. ”

- Neil Simon

“ If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted on the Sistine floor. ”

- Neil Simon

“ Don't listen to those who say, you taking too big a chance. Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor, and it would surely be rubbed out by today. Most important, don't listen when the little voice of fear inside you rears its ugly head and says they all smarter than you out there… ”

- Neil Simon

“ Don't listen to those who say, you taking too big a chance. Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor, and it would surely be rubbed out by today. Most important, don't listen when the little voice of fear inside you rears its ugly head and says they all smarter than you out there… ”

- Neil Simon

“ There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling. ”

- Neil Simon

“ There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling. ”

- Neil Simon

“ If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted on the Sistine floor. ”

- Neil Simon
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