Quotes of Jeph Jacques - somelinesforyou

“ Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated. ”

- Jeph Jacques

“ That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room. ”

- Jeph Jacques

“ What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people? ”

- Jeph Jacques
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