Quotes of Jen Campbell - somelinesforyou

“ CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called "Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe. ”

- Jen Campbell

“ CUSTOMER: If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be standing in? ”

- Jen Campbell

“ These days, we've got booksellers in cities, in deserts, and in the middle of a rain forest; we've got travelling bookshops, and bookshops underground. We've got bookshops in barns, in caravans and in converted Victorian railway stations. We've even got booksellers selling books in the middle of a war. Are bookshops still relevant? They certainly are. All bookshops are full of stories, and stories want to be heard. ”

- Jen Campbell

“ CUSTOMER: If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be standing in? ”

- Jen Campbell

“ These days, we've got booksellers in cities, in deserts, and in the middle of a rain forest; we've got travelling bookshops, and bookshops underground. We've got bookshops in barns, in caravans and in converted Victorian railway stations. We've even got booksellers selling books in the middle of a war. Are bookshops still relevant? They certainly are. All bookshops are full of stories, and stories want to be heard. ”

- Jen Campbell

“ Perhaps that is the best way to say it: printed books are magical, and real bookshops keep that magic alive. ”

- Jen Campbell

“ Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?' Customer's friend: 'Jesus. ”

- Jen Campbell

“ CUSTOMER: Is your poetry section split up into rhyming and nonrhyming sections? BOOKSELLER: No, it’s just in alphabetical order. What kind of poetry are you looking for? CUSTOMER: Rhyming. Preferably iambic pentameter, in poems of no more than ten lines, by a female poet. But, other than that, I don’t mind. ”

- Jen Campbell

“ Customer: This book has a couple of tears to some of the pages. Me: Yes, unfortunately some of the older books haven’t had as much love as they should have done from previous owners. Customer: So, will you lower the price? It says here it’s £20. Me: I’m sorry but we take into account the condition of the books when we price them; if that book was in a better condition, it would be worth a lot more than £20. Customer: Well, you can’t have taken this tear here into account *points to page* or this one here *points to another page* because my son did those two minutes ago. Me: So, the book is now more damaged than it was before, because of your son? Customer: Yes. Exactly. So will you lower the price? ”

- Jen Campbell

“ Do you have any old copies of Dickens? Bookseller: We've got a copy of David Copperfield from 1850 for $150. Customer: Why is it so expensive if it's that old? ”

- Jen Campbell

“ Customer: Forgotten my glasses, could you read the beginning of this book to me to see if I like it? ”

- Jen Campbell

“ Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?' Customer's friend: 'Jesus. ”

- Jen Campbell

“ CUSTOMER: Is your poetry section split up into rhyming and nonrhyming sections? BOOKSELLER: No, it’s just in alphabetical order. What kind of poetry are you looking for? CUSTOMER: Rhyming. Preferably iambic pentameter, in poems of no more than ten lines, by a female poet. But, other than that, I don’t mind. ”

- Jen Campbell

“ Customer: This book has a couple of tears to some of the pages. Me: Yes, unfortunately some of the older books haven’t had as much love as they should have done from previous owners. Customer: So, will you lower the price? It says here it’s £20. Me: I’m sorry but we take into account the condition of the books when we price them; if that book was in a better condition, it would be worth a lot more than £20. Customer: Well, you can’t have taken this tear here into account *points to page* or this one here *points to another page* because my son did those two minutes ago. Me: So, the book is now more damaged than it was before, because of your son? Customer: Yes. Exactly. So will you lower the price? ”

- Jen Campbell

“ Do you have any old copies of Dickens? Bookseller: We've got a copy of David Copperfield from 1850 for $150. Customer: Why is it so expensive if it's that old? ”

- Jen Campbell

“ Customer: Forgotten my glasses, could you read the beginning of this book to me to see if I like it? ”

- Jen Campbell
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