Quotes of Ellen De Generes - somelinesforyou

“ My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety. seven now, and we don’t know where the heck she is. ”

- Ellen de Generes

“ [Airline food] is the tiniest food I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Any kind of meat that you get — chicken, steak, anything — has grill marks on each side, like somehow we’ll actually believe there’s an open. flame grill in the front of the plane. ”

- Ellen de Generes
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