“ Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. ”
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“ Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. ”
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“ We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. ”
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“ Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. ”
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“ A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. ”
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“ We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. ”
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“ We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. ”
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“ A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. ”
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“ Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink and wear as good as they used to be. ”
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“ Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. ”
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“ The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears. ”
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“ The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears. ”
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“ The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears. ”
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“ A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. ”
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“ Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. ”
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“ Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. ”
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“ A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. ”
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“ Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a salary you dreamed of as the culmination of your career. ”
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“ Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink and wear as good as they used to be. ”
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“ Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. ”
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“ Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. ”
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“ Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink and wear as good as they used to be. ”
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“ The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears. ”
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“ A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. ”
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“ A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. ”
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“ A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. ”
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“ I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant. ”
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“ Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. ”
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“ A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. ”
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