Quotes of Bauvard - somelinesforyou

“ Mothers do not have love affairs. Before their children they have dreams, and after their children they have delusions. If the father is involved somewhere, they have fantasies. ”

- Bauvard

“ I had a dream about you. I was sitting on your couch, relating my succession of ideas on subconscious influence. I asked you what they meant, and you told me that free associations were a bad way to advance my political career. ”

- Bauvard

“ I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I know that could never actually happen. In real life I only enter people’s nightmares. ”

- Bauvard

“ Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates. ”

- Bauvard

“ I had a dream about you. I was sitting on your couch, relating my succession of ideas on subconscious influence. I asked you what they meant, and you told me that free associations were a bad way to advance my political career. ”

- Bauvard

“ The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes. ”

- Bauvard

“ The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners. ”

- Bauvard

“ Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees, begging for my life. ”

- Bauvard

“ Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak. ”

- Bauvard

“ I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I’m very well endowed. ”

- Bauvard

“ I love working with my hands. My writing is rough, my paper bruised with ink stains. ”

- Bauvard

“ Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion. ”

- Bauvard

“ Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion. ”

- Bauvard

“ Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn? ”

- Bauvard

“ Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion. ”

- Bauvard

“ Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn? ”

- Bauvard

“ I hope people of the future will remember my books for being burned, and I challenge an elite few to imagine the embers of the last copy. ”

- Bauvard

“ When someone gives me either a democratic or republican pamphlet, I throw it in their face. I’m a librarian, damn it! We only take book donations. ”

- Bauvard

“ I hope people of the future will remember my books for being burned, and I challenge an elite few to imagine the embers of the last copy. ”

- Bauvard

“ When someone gives me either a democratic or republican pamphlet, I throw it in their face. I’m a librarian, damn it! We only take book donations. ”

- Bauvard

“ I love the smell of a new book, but I prefer inhaling fresh bottles of ink and glue. They get me more lightheaded – unless I read the book. ”

- Bauvard
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