Quotes of Andy Weir - somelinesforyou

“ WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! > (.Y.). ”

- Andy Weir

“ As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation. ”

- Andy Weir

“ WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! > (.Y.). ”

- Andy Weir

“ If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it. ”

- Andy Weir

“ Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.” What do you know? I’m in command ”

- Andy Weir

“ I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me. ”

- Andy Weir

“ WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! > (.Y.). ”

- Andy Weir

“ Problem is (follow me closely here, the science is pretty complicated), if I cut a hole in the Hab, the air won't stay inside anymore. ”

- Andy Weir

“ Log Entry: SOL 118 My conversation with NASA about the Water Reclaimer was boring and riddled with technical details. So I'll paraphrase for you: Me: "This is obviously a clog. How about I take it apart and check the internal tubing?" NASA: (After about 5 hours of deliberation) "No. You'll fuck it up and die." So I took it apart. ”

- Andy Weir
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