Quotes of Steven Wright

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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized bed.

- Steven Wright

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“ I wonder if you have noticed a rather rummy thing about it viz. that it is everywhere. You can't get away from it. Love, I mean. Wherever you go, there it is, buzzing along in every class of life. Quite remarkable. ”

- P. G. Wodehouse

“ I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. ”

- Charlotte Bronte

“ After your first failure, the occurrence of a second failure closely depends on what you have learned from your past mistakes and whether or not you have drawn some valuable lessons. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ After all, when you come right down to it, how many people speak the same language even when they speak the same language? ”

- Russell Hoban

“ A heart filled with anger has no room for love. ”

- Joan Lunden

“ Either you run the day, or the day runs you. ”

- Jim Rohn

“ One word Frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. ”

- Sophocles

“ Sometimes you never realize how much you like someone, until you watch them liking someone else. ”

- Unknown

“ Perfection does not exist you can always do better and you can always grow. ”

- Les Brown

“ I find it odd the greed of mankind. People only like you for as long as they perceive they can get what they want from you. Or for as long as they perceive you are who they want you to be. But I like people for all of their changing surprises, the thoughts in their heads, the warmth that changes to cold and the cold that changes to warmth... for being human. The rawness of being human delights me. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ Keep away from small people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. ”

- Mark Twain

“ True love is taking the risk that it won’t be a happily. ever. after. True love is joining hands with the man who loves you for who you are, and saying, “I’m not afraid to believe in you.” ”

- Cara Lockwood

“ Faith is taking the first step even when you can’t see the whole staircase. ”

- Martin Luther King

“ We accept some black people, receive some white people, embrace some Asian people, and welcome some mixed people, but God commands us to love all people. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ the saddest thing is to be a minute to someone, when you've made them your eternity. ”

- Sanober Khan

“ When you are content to be simply yourself and don’t compare or compete, everybody will respect you. ”

- Plato

“ There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain. ”

- Audrey Hepburn

“ Being love rather than giving or taking love, is the only thing that provides stability. ”

- Ram Dass

“ There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge. ”

- Banksy

“ If you love me as you say you do,' she whispered, 'make it so that I am at peace. ”

- Leo Tolstoy

“ One rarely falls in love without being as much attracted to what is interestingly wrong with someone as what is objectively healthy. ”

- Alain de Botton

“ I believe in love the verb, not the noun. ”

- Greg Behrendt

“ Our great human adventure is the evolution of consciousness. We are in this life to enlarge the soul, liberate the spirit, and light up the brain. ”

- Tom Robbins

“ A lot goes into everything but sometimes you have to sacrifice everything in order to achieve a lot. ”

- Kayambila Mpulamasaka

“ Though lovers be lost love shall not. ”

- Dylan Thomas