Quotes of Al Yankovic

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What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

- Al Yankovic

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“ Education must not simply teach work – it must teach Life. ”

- W. E. B. Du Bois

“ Where wild souls meet wild lovers is where hurricanes are made. ”

- ventum

“ There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ At one time or another we are all called to leave the safety of our homes, the certainty of what we know, the illusions of who we are. Not everyone will heed this call, of course. And those who do will risk losing themselves completely. But if we choose to ignore the invitation, we risk never knowing who we might have become. We risk dying without knowing what it is to live. ”

- Thomas Lloyd Qualls

“ To love oneself is the beginning of a life long romance. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ There’s only so many variations on the basics of human relationships. To me, it’s all about the detail and how you tell the story. How you say, ‘I love you.’ ”

- K. Flay

“ The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new. ”

- Socrates

“ All for one and one for all. ”

- Alexandre Dumas

“ I would die for you. But I won't live for you. ”

- Stephen Chbosky

“ Some people are not capable of loving you the way you need to be loved It might be wise to just wish them well and take care of yourself. ”

- Charles E Hudson

“ The one that’s different often has the odds stacked against them but usually ends up with the biggest rewards so it’s always worth it. ”

- TorronLee Dewar

“ God does not ask about our ability, but our availability. ”

- Unknown

“ If you sow kindness, you will reap love. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. ”

- Wayne Dyer

“ Tragedy and adversary are the stones we sharpen our swords against so we can fight new battles. ”

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

“ Love is the beauty of the soul. ”

- Augustine of Hippo

“ Your memory feels like home to me. So whenever my mind wanders, it always finds it’s way back to you. ”

- Ranata Suzuki

“ It is easier to believe a lie than to claim parts of you that have been scattered and buried. Your willingness to search for what's been lost merely points to how immensely powerful you are. ”

- Kirstyn Lazur

“ Perfection does not exist you can always do better and you can always grow. ”

- Les Brown

“ If you get tired, learn to rest, not to quit. ”

- Banksy

“ There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge. ”

- Banksy

“ Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm. ”

- Winston Churchill

“ There are many Mondays to go before I die. I may as well look forward to them. ”

- Trevor Carss

“ Love all, trust a few. ”

- William Shakespeare