Quotes of Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

- Steven Wright

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“ When you become the image of your own imagination, it's the most powerful thing you could ever do. ”

- RuPaul

“ The pillow looked astonished, wondering what ended the late night river that used to run through it, but only he knows that she is the reason ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ Love alone could waken love. ”

- Pearl S. Buck

“ The desires of man are frequently more influential than their rational thought. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Love yourself, whatever makes you different, and use it to make you stand out. Mine is my voice and the fact that I’m gay: well, the fact that I’m flamboyantly gay. ”

- Ross Mathews

“ Don't be afraid of the shadows, that only means there's a light nearby. ”

- Evanescence

“ It’s not bragging if you can back it up. ”

- Muhammad Ali

“ The New England conscience doesn't keep you from doing what you shouldn't-it just keeps you from enjoying it. ”

- Cleveland Amory

“ Our own selfesteem is something we can actually twist in whatever way we want. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great. ”

- Niccolo Machiavelli

“ The only time a man can do the right thing is right now. ”

- John Verdon

“ Superhuman effort isn't worth a damn unless it achieves results. ”

- Ernest Shackleton

“ How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give 'em. ”

- Shel Silverstein

“ An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. ”

- William Bernbach

“ Love is blind, they saybut isn't it more that love makes us see too much? Isn't it more that love floods our brain with sights and sounds, so that everything looks bigger, brighter, more lovely than ever before? ”

- Susan Fletcher

“ Everyone's time is limited. What matters most is to focus on what matters most. ”

- Roy Bennett

“ The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new. ”

- Socrates

“ You are successful in my book if you do what you love for a living; you do not owe money to anyone; you have a place what you call home; you have a wife/husband, a girlfriend/boyfriend, or a partner who loves and respects you; and most importantly, you are surrounded by friends and loved ones who stand by you in good and bad days. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ Let me take you from Miss to Mrs ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ Woman is a delicate creature with strong emotions who has been created by the Almighty God to shoulder responsibility for educating society and moving toward perfection. God created woman as symbol of His own beauty and to give solace to her partner and her family. ”

- Ali Ibn Abi Talib A.S

“ Just because you fall once, doesn't mean you're fall at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always trust yourself, because if you don't then who will?? ”

- Marilyn Monroe

“ Be brave. Don't just live in your cave till your grave. ”

- RVM

“ If you are really broke. You can’t afford giving up. If you can afford giving up. Then that means you are not broke. ”

- De philosopher DJ Kyos

“ When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. ”

- Wayne Dyer