Quotes of Dave Barry

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Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

- Dave Barry

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“ There are many Mondays to go before I die. I may as well look forward to them. ”

- Trevor Carss

“ Don't worry when people only bring up your past. It's only because your present and future looks brighter and better than theirs ”

- Kimberking

“ Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ You can't stop dreaming just because the night never seems to end. ”

- Curtis Tyrone Jones

“ Faith is taking the first step even when you can’t see the whole staircase. ”

- Martin Luther King

“ There are times in life which proves life is wife and wife is life. ”

- Fahad Basheer

“ Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm. ”

- Winston Churchill

“ We would frequently be ashamed of our good deeds if people saw all of the motives that produced them. ”

- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“ The more one judges, the less one loves. ”

- Honore de Balzac

“ When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ Damn right you are. Tinley, you know I love you, and I want nothing but the best for you. But you are only as capable as you believe you are. I know you could do anything you want to in this world, but you have to want it and tell yourself you can actually do it. Stop second guessing yourself and let yourself live. Truly live. ”

- Alexandria Bishop

“ Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone. ”

- Pablo Picasso

“ Perfection does not exist you can always do better and you can always grow. ”

- Les Brown

“ Sometimes what seems so right turns out wrong and what seems so wrong turns out right. What do I call this phenomenon? Life. ”

- Charles F. Glassman

“ My love for you does not recognize boundaries, distances, borders, or timezones! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ Life is tough, darling, but so are you. ”

- Stephanie Bennett Henry

“ We are mathematical equations where your life is the sum of all choices you've made until now. The good news is you can change the equation so that you start making a difference in your life. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. ”

- Helen Keller

“ Without term limits, some remain in office for decades; as a result, their power increases and they feel entitled, and ignore the people they represent; but do not be fooled that term limits would ultimately change representation, for it’s the ignorance of the populace who continue returning the same people to office. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment ”

- Norman Vincent Peale

“ Sometimes you never realize how much you like someone, until you watch them liking someone else. ”

- Unknown

“ A dream comes true through repeated actions. ”

- Lailah Gifty Akita

“ Some people are not capable of loving you the way you need to be loved It might be wise to just wish them well and take care of yourself. ”

- Charles E Hudson

“ After all, when you come right down to it, how many people speak the same language even when they speak the same language? ”

- Russell Hoban

“ And out of Tristan's heart there grew a hazel tree, and out of Iseult's a honeysuckle, and they arched together and clung and intertwined so that they could never be separated anymore. ”

- Rosemary Sutcliff