Quotes of Dave Barry

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I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

- Dave Barry

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“ To love oneself is the beginning of a life long romance. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ Mysteries of attraction could not always be explained through logic. Sometimes the fractures in two separate souls became the very hinges that held them together. ”

- Lisa Kleypas

“ There is the great lesson of 'Beauty and the Beast,' that a thing must be loved before it is lovable. ”

- Chesterton

“ Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ I thought it (love) meant like you hold out your hand and someone takes it, holds it hard, and pulls you safe from the river. You talk. You tell him bits of yourself. You say here's where I hurt and you give it to him and he holds it and gives you where he hurts in return and you hold it and that's how you learn to love. ”

- Elizabeth George

“ Drunk and alone and hopelessly in love with the idea that someday somehow it might just get better. ”

- Stefanie Sybens

“ If you are really broke. You can’t afford giving up. If you can afford giving up. Then that means you are not broke. ”

- De philosopher DJ Kyos

“ I love the Lord, for he heard my voice; he heard my cry for mercy. Because he turned his ear to me, I will call on him as long as I live. (Psalms 116:12 NIV) ”

- Anonymous

“ The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience. ”

- Emily Dickinson

“ We cannot face up to what lies ahead, without facing up to what lies within. ”

- Eleesha

“ Without term limits, some remain in office for decades; as a result, their power increases and they feel entitled, and ignore the people they represent; but do not be fooled that term limits would ultimately change representation, for it’s the ignorance of the populace who continue returning the same people to office. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Dream so big you get uncomfortable telling smallminded people. ”

- Praharsh Prasoon

“ Confusion, obsession, and potential love walk handinhand. ”

- Ashli and Trisha Edwards

“ Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ Remember, darkness does not always equate to evil, just as light does not always bring good. ”

- P.C. Cast

“ Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ Sometimes, as we're stumbling along in the dark, we hit something good. ”

- Susan Ee

“ We need hearts with restored empathy And homes with restored hope ”

- Hendrith Vanlon Smith Jr

“ The purpose of life is not to be happy—but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. ”

- Leo Rosten

“ There is nothing higher than love, and nothing lower than ignorance. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ So many reasons to hate and still I choose to love anyway... ”

- Samiha Totanji

“ Unless you love someone, nothing else makes sense. ”

- e.e. cummings

“ Perfection does not exist you can always do better and you can always grow. ”

- Les Brown

“ This new day is too dear, with its hopes and invitations, to waste a moment on the yesterdays. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ Sitting too long produces trees. ”

- Lorin MorganRichards