Quotes of Greg Behrendt

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Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

- Greg Behrendt

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“ We love those who admire us, but not those whom we admire. ”

- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“ When love is pursued, fear is surrendered, and you gain the freedom to worship in spirit and in truth. ”

- Deborah Brodie

“ If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner. ”

- Tallulah Bankhead

“ How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give 'em. ”

- Shel Silverstein

“ Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. ”

- Max Ehrmann

“ Confidence is how we perceive the manifestation of truth in us. ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ A drop of water shall be returned with a burst of spring. ”

- Pat Cher

“ Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ If you are happy with the person you are becoming, and you can understand that the journey is long and the processes are slow; you are on the right track no matter what your current situation is. ”

- Joshua Lynott

“ Perfect is annoying, boring, and impossible to sustain. Knowing how to translate conscientiousness into something beyond the fleeting satisfaction of “me” toward a “we” mindset is the best move you can make. ”

- Kristen Lee

“ We should have more reasons to smile than to cry. You will be surprised, even the saddest things could result in something to smile about. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ When people think they know you and put you in a box, keep growing and give them the box. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ I love my attitude problem. ”

- Unknown

“ To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others. ”

- Anne Sophie Swetchine

“ It is time to stop a young woman from being manipulated to break her ass and tear herself down to the core in order to build a man up. Once she builds him up, more than half the time he leaves her to figure out the millionpiece puzzle of life. Wow! It never amazes me how men forget who was there for them when they didn’t have a damn thing to their name. It’s a timeout for that! ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ Sometimes, as we're stumbling along in the dark, we hit something good. ”

- Susan Ee

“ Sometimes, change is what we need to retain our sanity. ”

- Life

“ In the waltz of the leaves in the air In the features of the playful clouds In the nostalgia carried by the wind In Paris alone, I save your love (fragment from Your presence “partout”, chapter Hope) ”

- Claudia Pavel

“ Love is an endless mystery, because there is no reasonable cause that could explain it. ”

- Rabindranath Tagore

“ Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. ”

- Mary Roberts Rinehart

“ Our own selfesteem is something we can actually twist in whatever way we want. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great. ”

- Niccolo Machiavelli

“ Sometimes you never realize how much you like someone, until you watch them liking someone else. ”

- Unknown

“ An early. morning walk is a blessing for the whole day. ”

- Henry David Thoreau

“ Do it big, do it right, and do it with style. ”

- Fried Astaire