Quotes of Dave Barry

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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

- Dave Barry

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“ Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. ”

- George Edward Woodberry

“ Dream so big you get uncomfortable telling smallminded people. ”

- Praharsh Prasoon

“ Keep away from small people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Our great human adventure is the evolution of consciousness. We are in this life to enlarge the soul, liberate the spirit, and light up the brain. ”

- Tom Robbins

“ We will either find a way, or make one. ”

- Hannibal

“ The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. ”

- Émile Zola

“ My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ If you are really broke. You can’t afford giving up. If you can afford giving up. Then that means you are not broke. ”

- De philosopher DJ Kyos

“ Never run from the truth. It is always there; it never changes – save your energy. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ One chooses who they decide to love but never determines who will love them back. The woman’s first two considerations are respect and financial security which centers on the core of personality traits; a man reveres persona of physical and sexuality; these two impostors have little relevance of character. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ The true miracle lies in our eagerness to allow, appreciate, and honor the uniqueness, and freedom of each sentient being to sing the song of their heart. ”

- Amit Ray

“ The price of your birthday outfits should go costlier with respect to the ages you lived. ”

- Anwesha Mohanty ‘Anny’

“ What if it becomes less about how we look and more about how much we care? What if it becomes less about how much money we earn and more about how much we share our good fortune? Imagine a world where who we are in our hearts is the ultimate status symbol. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ There is nothing higher than love, and nothing lower than ignorance. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties, or you alter yourself to meet them. ”

- Phyllis Bottome

“ Morning is when the wick is lit. A flame ignited, the day delighted with heat and light, we start the fight for something more than before. ”

- Jeb Dickerson

“ Ladies, it’s harvest time!!! Take care of your crops, water them and weed them out. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ Sitting too long produces trees. ”

- Lorin MorganRichards

“ The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. ”

- Tom Robbins

“ It takes writing a billion bad words before you get to the good ones. ”

- Ray Bradbury

“ The desires of man are frequently more influential than their rational thought. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ With every rising of the sun, think of your life as just begun. ”

- Unknown