Quotes of Henny Youngman

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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

- Henny Youngman

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“ It is better to be respected than it is to be popular. Popularity ends on yearbook day, but respect lasts forever. ”

- John Bytheway

“ To be human is to be broken and broken is its own kind of beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ Life is a series of pulls back and forth... A tension of opposites, like a pull on a rubber band. Most of us live somewhere in the middle. A wrestling match...Which side win? Love wins. Love always wins ”

- Mitch Albom

“ Don't be pushed by your problems;be led by your dreams. Believe in you. ”

- Vasso Charalambous

“ Enmity builds walls; love builds bridges. Enlightenment is the highway to world peace. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. ”

- Unknown

“ I love my attitude problem. ”

- Unknown

“ And these aches in my heart create poetry! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ I know that the whole point—the only point—is to find the things that matter, and hold on to them, and fight for them, and refuse to let them go. ”

- Lauren Oliver

“ Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself. ”

- Leo Buscaglia

“ Life is never made unbearable by circumstances, but only by lack of meaning and purpose. ”

- Victor Frankl

“ Visionary decisionmaking happens at the intersection of intuition and logic. ”

- Gandhi

“ One chooses who they decide to love but never determines who will love them back. The woman’s first two considerations are respect and financial security which centers on the core of personality traits; a man reveres persona of physical and sexuality; these two impostors have little relevance of character. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Do you ever put your arms out and just spin and spin and spin? Well, that’s what love is like. Everything inside of you tells you to stop before you fall, but you just keep going. ”

- Practical Magic

“ Sometimes, change is what we need to retain our sanity. ”

- Life

“ If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. ”

- Unknown

“ Tragedy and adversary are the stones we sharpen our swords against so we can fight new battles. ”

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

“ Sitting too long produces trees. ”

- Lorin MorganRichards

“ When you know my love, my love will warm you. ”

- Ruby Dee

“ It’s only after you’ve stepped outside your comfort zone that you begin to change, grow, and transform. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ The way you handle fear determines the results you have in life. If you are equipped with knowledge, you can overcome fear ”

- H. J. Chammas

“ The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. ”

- Robert Frost

“ Sometimes love means letting go when you want to hold on tighter. ”

- Melissa Marr

“ Don't waste your love on somebody, who doesn't value it. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Your dream should always be greater than your grievances ”

- Aadarsh Singh