Quotes of Jack Handey

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I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

- Jack Handey

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“ Drunk and alone and hopelessly in love with the idea that someday somehow it might just get better. ”

- Stefanie Sybens

“ Meditation is a way for nourishing and blossoming the divinity within you. ”

- Amit Ray

“ My love for you does not recognize boundaries, distances, borders, or timezones! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ and then I look deep into your eyes and we melt into each other and enjoy that melting, like those things that belong together... (fragment from Passion beneath, chapter Passion) ”

- Claudia Pavel

“ Love isn't a feeling or emotion that changes timely, it's everlasting... ”

- Gandhi

“ What you meet in another being is the projection of your own level of evolution. ”

- Ram Dass

“ Are you asking me to undress, Tris?' A nervous laugh gurgles from my throat. 'Only ... partially ”

- Veronica Roth

“ Anyone who stops learning is old, whether twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing you can do is keep your mind young. ”

- Mark Twain

“ The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience. ”

- Emily Dickinson

“ It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not. ”

- Andre Gide

“ Before, I wanted to say: "I found love!" But now, I want to say: "I found a person. And he belongs to me and I belong to him. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ I hope she'll be a fool that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool. ”

- F. Scott Fitzgerald

“ Society will always be too fragile to accept us for all that makes us beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ It is better to be respected than it is to be popular. Popularity ends on yearbook day, but respect lasts forever. ”

- John Bytheway

“ Mistakes are not bad; excuses are. ”

- Udai Yadla

“ I love you and it’s getting worse. ”

- Joseph E. Morris

“ Your dream is a reality that is waiting for you to materialize. Today is a new day! Don’t let your history interfere with your destiny! Learn from your past so that it can empower your present and propel you to greatness ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ There is the great lesson of 'Beauty and the Beast,' that a thing must be loved before it is lovable. ”

- Chesterton

“ The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why ”

- Mark Twain

“ All for one and one for all. ”

- Alexandre Dumas

“ Keep away from small people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Anything that makes weak physically, intellectually and spiritually, reject it as poison. ”

- Swami Vivekananda

“ Sometimes, as we're stumbling along in the dark, we hit something good. ”

- Susan Ee

“ Well, now If little by little you stop loving me I shall stop loving you Little by little If suddenly you forget me Do not look for me For I shall already have forgotten you If you think it long and mad the wind of banners that passes through my life And you decide to leave me at the shore of the heart where I have roots Remember That on that day, at that hour, I shall lift my arms And my roots will set off to seek another land ”

- Pablo Neruda