Quotes of Johnny Carson

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Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck"!

- Johnny Carson

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“ If you grow it, they will cum. ”

- THIGHBRUSH

“ If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it. ”

- Ernest Hemingway

“ After all, when you come right down to it, how many people speak the same language even when they speak the same language? ”

- Russell Hoban

“ I think romantic love evolved to enable you to focus your mating energy on just one individual at a time, thereby conserving mating time and energy. ”

- Helen Fisher

“ She believed she could so she did. ”

- Unknown

“ Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ If you love something so much let it go. If it comes back it was meant to be; if it doesn't it never was ”

- Albert Schweitzer

“ Tomorrow I will run more courageously, more outrageously. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ It takes courage to be honest and to work, while others play, cheat, sponge like parasites or are idle. There is value in the work that you choose to do, and you are an innately valuable person. ”

- Zita Steele

“ Motorbike Poem by Malay Roy Choudhury I am on motorbike yezdi yamaha when flanked by horizon gallop backwards through sand blizzard tinsel clouds explode at my feet without helmet and speedsplit air at eighty in midsummer simoon each soundcart recedes onrushing lorries flee in a flash No time to brood but Yes accident expected anytime may even turn into a junkheap in a droughtnursed field. Translation of Bengali original 'Motor Cycle ”

- Malay Roychoudhury

“ Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. ”

- Martin Luther King Jr.

“ When things do not go your way, remember that every challenge — every adversity — contains within it the seeds of opportunity and growth. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ I marinate my life in gratitude, creativity and love. What about you? ”

- Francis Shenstone

“ You see, when we set goals that feel safer and achievable, we are caving in to our own preconceived notions of what we are capable of. We’re not pushing past our comfort zone; we’re just settling for status quo. ”

- Ruth Soukup

“ Good management is the art of making problems so interesting and their solutions so constructive that everyone wants to get to work and deal with them. ”

- Paul Hawken

“ I do love nothing in the world so well as you is not that strange? ”

- William Shakespeare

“ A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can’t get very far until you change it. ”

- Unknown

“ Most people never truly live because they never do what they truly love. ”

- Tanner Walling

“ I may not be where I want to be, but if I stop now, I'll NEVER get where I'm going! ”

- Laura Lynch

“ Gratitude is not love. Don’t mix the two because they are not the same. ”

- Frank Matobo

“ How do I say “I miss you” in a way that will make your heart ache as mine does? ”

- Unknown

“ Caution not spirit, let it roam wild; for in that natural state dance embraces divine frequency. ”

- Shah Asad Rizvi

“ Nothing that is perfect can be taught ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time. ”

- Richard Carlson