Quotes of Mitch Hedberg

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Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'.

- Mitch Hedberg

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“ My poetry has been engraved with your name And my heart is by your memory scarred ”

- Zubair Ahsan

“ Hope is a waking dream. ”

- Aristotle

“ The road to success is always under construction. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ You can never plan the future by the past. ”

- Edmund Burke

“ I was so blessed. The first person I gave my heart to was an angel who plucked the feathers off his wings and built a nest for it. ”

- Kamand Kojouri

“ Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. ”

- George Edward Woodberry

“ The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. ”

- Émile Zola

“ Find the things that matter, and hold on to them, and fight for them, and refuse to let them go. ”

- Lauren Oliver

“ Mysteries of attraction could not always be explained through logic. Sometimes the fractures in two separate souls became the very hinges that held them together. ”

- Lisa Kleypas

“ I love you and it’s getting worse. ”

- Joseph E. Morris

“ Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body. ”

- Lady Gaga

“ There will be tough workouts when the athlete has to really dig deep, believe, and not give up when the pain seems too much. The athlete can respond in one of two ways: Yield to the pain and selfdoubt or decide that fear will not determine his or her potential. It's hard (and usually uncomfortable) work breaking through old barriers and selfdefeating thought patterns to see meaningful progress, and fear is an absolutely natural response, but you can't let it become a limiter. ”

- Siri Lindley

“ Don't let him take who you are. Make him fear who you'll become. ”

- Mary Weber

“ Our own selfesteem is something we can actually twist in whatever way we want. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not. ”

- Andre Gide

“ I guess that’s just part of loving people: You have to give things up. Sometimes you even have to give them up. ”

- Lauren Oliver

“ Even when I'm dead, I'll swim through the Earth, like a mermaid of the soil, just to be next to your bones. ”

- Jeffrey McDaniel

“ If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. ”

- Unknown

“ I will love you even when I am dust on the wind. ”

- Nalini Singh

“ If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. ”

- William Arthur Ward

“ I know in my heart that man is good, that what is right will always eventually triumph, and there is purpose and worth to each and every life. ”

- Ronald Reagan

“ Being with you never felt wrong. It's the one thing I did right. You're the one thing I did right. ”

- Becca Fitzpatrick

“ Because, if you could love someone, and keep loving them, without being loved back . . . then that love had to be real. It hurt too much to be anything else. ”

- Sarah Cross

“ Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. ”

- Benjamin Franklin