Quotes of Rodney Dangerfield

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My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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“ To be human is to be broken and broken is its own kind of beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love. ”

- Billy Graham

“ Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through selfgratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. ”

- Helen Keller

“ Because, if you could love someone, and keep loving them, without being loved back . . . then that love had to be real. It hurt too much to be anything else. ”

- Sarah Cross

“ Everything is easier said than done. Wanting something is easy. Saying something is easy. The challenge and the reward are in the doing. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ Ethical veganism results in a profound revolution within the individual; a complete rejection of the paradigm of oppression and violence that she has been taught from childhood to accept as the natural order. It changes her life and the lives of those with whom she shares this vision of nonviolence. Ethical veganism is anything but passive; on the contrary, it is the active refusal to cooperate with injustice ”

- GaryLFrancione

“ It is now how good you are, it’s how good you want to be. ”

- Unknown

“ Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that’s the one that is going to help you grow. ”

- Unknown

“ Armed with positive thoughts, it becomes easier to focus on your goals, while the opposite also holds true. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ With love comes the risk of losing it. With love comes the risk of getting burnt with it. When love burns, it consumes even the soul. ”

- Jyoti Arora

“ Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone. ”

- Pablo Picasso

“ I am not an optimist, but a great believer of hope. ”

- Nelson Mandela

“ I don't think you should wait. I think you should speak now. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ Confidence is how we perceive the manifestation of truth in us. ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you. ”

- Chuck Klosterman

“ No matter what you do in life, make sure your juniors are learning something good from you. ”

- Parul Prashar

“ Many, many readers have written asking me wistfully about the nature of Sam and Grace's relationship, and I can assure you, that sort is absolutely real. Mutual, respectful, enduring love is completely attainable as long as you swear you won't settle for less. ”

- Maggie Stiefvater

“ Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame. ”

- Henry David Thoreau

“ God's plans for you are always good and purposeful. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ After your first failure, the occurrence of a second failure closely depends on what you have learned from your past mistakes and whether or not you have drawn some valuable lessons. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ ?Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. ”

- Voltaire

“ Looks like to me we all begin and end in the same place. Perhaps we could love each other a little bit more along the way. ”

- Clyde Lee Dennis

“ Success is not how high you have climbed, but how you make a positive difference to the world. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ The past can't hurt you anymore. Not unless you let it. They made you into a victim, Evey. They made you into a statistic. But, that's not the real you. That's not who you are inside. ”

- Alan Moore