Quotes of Benny Hill

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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

- Benny Hill

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“ True love is taking the risk that it won’t be a happily. ever. after. True love is joining hands with the man who loves you for who you are, and saying, “I’m not afraid to believe in you.” ”

- Cara Lockwood

“ The love we say we feel for another is, in most cases, just a selfish hunt for our own happiness. ”

- Tatjana Ostojic

“ I learned this, at least, by my experiment; that if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.. ”

- Thoreau

“ Love doesn't sit there like a stone, it has to be made, like bread: remade all the time, made new. ”

- Og Mandino

“ Let no one who loves be called unhappy. Even love unreturned has its rainbow. ”

- J. M. Barrie

“ Music is love, love is music, music is life, and I love my life. Thank you and good night. ”

- A. J. McLean

“ Fake it 'till you make it. ”

- Gayle Forman

“ If you have kindness in your heart, you offer acts of kindness to touch the hearts of others wherever you go—whether they are random or planned. Kindness becomes a way of life. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. ”

- Émile Zola

“ Finding the lesson behind every adversity will be the one important thing that helps get you through it. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. ”

- Plato

“ Fear lies. Save love. ”

- Arif Naseem

“ Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. ”

- Max Ehrmann

“ Sometimes, as we're stumbling along in the dark, we hit something good. ”

- Susan Ee

“ I can only think about the past, but I can always design the future. ”

- Davin Ferrigon

“ How do I say “I miss you” in a way that will make your heart ache as mine does? ”

- Unknown

“ Most people never truly live because they never do what they truly love. ”

- Tanner Walling

“ Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions. ”

- Woody Allen

“ I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. ”

- Mahatma Gandhi

“ Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. ”

- Joan Crawford

“ Where wild souls meet wild lovers is where hurricanes are made. ”

- ventum

“ Love comforteth like sunshine after rain. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ A successful marriage requires falling in love many times always with the same person. ”

- Mignon McLaughlin