Quotes of Stupid - somelinesforyou

“ Beauty fades; dumb is forever. ”

- Judge Judy

“ I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. ”

- Dolly Parton

“ Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. ”

- Lyndon B. Johnson

“ He is not only dull himself, but the cause of dullness in others. ”

- Samuel Johnson

“ I had rather be an oyster than a man, the most stupid and senseless of animals. ”

- George Berkeley

“ It's a little ridiculous. ”

- Guy Kawasaki

“ The whole thing is ridiculous. ”

- Benjamin Netanyahu

“ Plaster thick, some will stick. ”

- Unknown

“ Don't dumb it down. The audience is smart and gets what you are doing. ”

- Bruce Paltrow

“ Heaven is dumb, echoing only the dumb. ”

- Franz Kafka

“ I'm as thick as a plank. ”

- Princess Diana

“ Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education. ”

- Bertrand Russell

“ Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives. ”

- John Stuart Mill

“ If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? ”

- Scott Adams

“ Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. ”

- George Carlin

“ It costs to be stupid. The stupider you are, the more it costs. ”

- Sherrill Brown

“ Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative. ”

- John Stuart Mill

“ Corrupt, stupid, grasping functionaries will make at least as big a muddle of socialism as stupid, selfish, and acquisitive employers can make of capitalism. ”

- Walter Lippmann

“ Having a dream isn't stupid… It's not having a dream that's stupid. ”

- Unknown

“ I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret if you have any sense, and if you don't regret them, maybe you're stupid. ”

- Katharine Hepburn

“ Sure the people are stupid: the human race is stupid. Sure Congress is an inefficient instrument of government. But the people are not stupid enough to abandon representative government for any other kind, including government by the guy who knows. ”

- Bernard Devoto

“ To be a tourist is to escape accountability. Errors and failings don't cling to you the way they do back home. You're able to drift across continents and languages, suspending the operation of sound thought. Tourism is the march of stupidity. You're expected to be stupid… ”

- Don Delillo

“ A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. ”

- Gandhi

“ Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. ”

- Unknown

“ Facts are stupid things. ”

- Ronald Reagan

“ It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. ”

- George Bernard Shaw

“ Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. ”

- Redd Foxx

“ Anything too stupid to be said is sung. ”

- Voltaire

“ The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid. ”

- Art Spander

“ To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost. ”

- Gustave Flaubert
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