Quotes of Hog - somelinesforyou

“ For truth is precious and divine, too rich a pearl for carnal swine. ”

- Samuel Butler

“ I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food. ”

- Erma Bombeck

“ By the end, everybody had a label — pig, liberal, radical, revolutionary … If you had everything but a gun, you were a radical but not a revolutionary. ”

- Jerry Rubin

“ I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it. ”

- George Bernard Shaw

“ The time has come," the Walrus said, "To talk of many things; Of shoes - and ships - and sealing-wax - Of cabbages - and kings - And why the sea is boiling hot - And whether pigs have wings. ”

- Lewis Carroll

“ Now there was there nigh unto the mountains a great herd of swine feeding. ”

- Bible

“ Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. ”

- Unknown

“ Neither cast your pearls before swine. ”

- Bible

“ As a jewel of gold in a swine's snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion. ”

- Bible

“ Man thrives where angels would die of ecstasy and where pigs would die of disgust. ”

- Kenneth Rexroth

“ Communism fit Poland like a horse's saddle on a pig. ”

- Lech Walesa

“ Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody? ”

- Jon Stewart

“ If man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, though it be in the woods. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ There is no such thing as a good influence. Because to influence a person is to give him one's own soul. He does not think his natural thoughts, or burn with his natural passions. His virtures are not real to him. His sins, if there are such thing as sins, are borrowed… ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ The Piglet, the Sheep, and the Goat A young pig was shut up in a fold-yard with a Goat and a Sheep. On one occasion when the shepherd laid hold of him, he grunted and squeaked and resisted violently. The Sheep and the Goat complained of his distressing cries, saying, He often handles us, and we do not cry out… ”

- Aesop

“ A traveler must have the back of an ass to bear all,a tongue like the tail of a dog to flatter all,the mouth of a hog to eat what is set before him,the ear of a merchant to hear all and say nothing. ”

- Thomas Nashe

“ A fence should be horse high, hog tight and bull strong. ”

- Unknown

“ Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. ”

- Joel Chandler Harris

“ Forget your stereotypes, your fears. Straight people are not what you have been led to believe. They're a wonderfully diverse bunch, though the flamboyant ones hog all the media attention. ”

- Michael Goff

“ You can't use tact with a Congressman! A Congressman is a hog! You must take a stick and hit him on the snout! ”

- Henry B. Adams

“ Burns' Hog-Weighing Method: Carefully guess the weight of the rocks. ”

- Robert Burns

“ In the Ngong Forest I have also seen, on a narrow path through thick growth, in the middle of a very hot day, the Giant Forest Hog, a rare person to meet. ”

- Isak Dinesen

“ An ungrateful man is like a hog under a tree eating acorns, but never looking up to see where they come from. ”

- Timothy Dexter

“ I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. ”

- Winston Churchill

“ I positively think that ladies who are always enceinte quite disgusting; it is more like a rabbit or guinea-pig than anything else and really it is not very nice. ”

- Queen Victoria

“ Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. ”

- George Dennison Prentice

“ Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal. ”

- Winston Churchill

“ Some men there are love not a gaping pig, some that are mad if they behold a cat, and others when the bagpipe sings I the nose cannot contain their urine. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ I have eyes like those of a dead pig. ”

- Marlon Brando

“ Nobody creates a fad. It just happens. People love going along with the idea of a beautiful pig. It's like a conspiracy. ”

- Jim Henson
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