Quotes of Funniest - somelinesforyou

“ My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. ”

- George Bernard Shaw

“ The funniest line in English is ''Get it?'' When you say that, everyone chortles. ”

- Garrison Keillor

“ I was asked about doing a nude shoot for men's magazine GQ. I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard. ”

- Julie Walters

“ The funniest thing is I listen on some of those bootleg albums, and I remember on two tours I wasn't playing with one finger at all because I'd done damage to it. One time I'd ripped it on a fence or something, another time I got it crushed. So when I hear a wrong note, I think wait a minute… But, I wouldn't have the nerve to do it now. ”

- Jimmy Page

“ The funniest thing is when somebody says Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I just wanted to introduce myself you know that they are lying! Those people can just get out of my way. ”

- Matthew
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