Quotes of Crap

“ If you're going to make rubbish, be the best rubbish in it. ”

- Richard Burton

“ Don't worry, be crappy. Revolutionary means you ship and then test… Lots of things made the first Mac in 1984 a piece of crap - but it was a revolutionary piece of crap. ”

- Guy Kawasaki

“ If you're going to make every game a matter of life or death, you're going to have a lot of problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. ”

- Dean Smith

“ Generally speaking, the best people nowadays go into journalism, the second best into business, the rubbish into politics and the shits into law. ”

- Auberon Waugh

“ Some actors signed three-film deals but the money was so crap I was insulted so just signed for one. If they want me for a second they will have to up their rates. ”

- Zoe Wanamaker

“ Golf takes me out of the crap of a sick world. Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer. ”

- James Woods

“ Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something. ”

- Ed Wood

“ My dad was a tyrant. He used to physically beat the crap out of us. ”

- Dennis Wilson

“ All you have to do is to look like crap on film and everyone thinks you're a brilliant actress. Actually, all you've done is look like crap. ”

- Helen Mirren

“ Who among us has not gazed at a painting of Jackson Pollack's and thought: What a piece of crap? ”

- Rob Long

“ As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. ”

- Dick Cavett

“ That record companies are crap, insane, huge and messy non-decision making entanglements is just a fact. That's not the reason why things don't work. You've got to make the right record. ”

- David Gray

“ There's too many people in seats of power who just haven't got a clue what they're doing. They're bean counters, and it just pisses me off because consequently our kids go to see crap movies. ”

- Pierce Brosnan

“ You know, I spend most of my life turning things down. There's a lot of crap out there. ”

- Beatrice Arthur

“ What a squalid and irresponsible little profession it is. Nothing prepares you for how bad Fleet Street really is until it craps on you from a great height. ”

- Ken Livingstone

“ Next Big Thing — you hear all that crap. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't psyched. ”

- Chris O’Donnell

“ Master your instrument, master the music, and then forget all that crap and just play. ”

- Charlie Parker

“ I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to. ”

- Pamela Anderson

“ Ninety percent of everything is crap. ”

- Theodore Sturgeon

“ With a lot of hair and make-up then I'm possibly, remotely attractive. But it's rare, I don't think I'm ugly but I'm nothing particularly special. I'm not a yoga and health girl. I don't exercise that much and I eat crap and smoke and bite my nails. ”

- Lisa Marie Presley

“ My life has been unusual. I was born to unusual circumstances, but I'm surviving and going through crap just like anybody else. Sure, it might be on a different level and maybe in a different way, but my life is the same as anybody's. When people look at any life under a microscope, it might seem terrible, but I've met people with worse stories. ”

- Lisa Marie Presley

“ I don't respond to music that's not honest, and music's had a huge influence on my whole life. It's gotten me through everything. I don't respond to music that's full of crap . Since it's also a therapeutic and cathartic thing for me to write, I'm not going to go halfway or be some puffball. ”

- Lisa Marie Presley

“ Many people may be expecting a walking-talking clone of Arnold but I believe I've done my homework to the extent that the difference between us will be obvious. I'm playing a machine without emotion, but there's an intensity I'm really working hard at hitting that I hope will come through to the audience and scare the crap out of them. ”

- Robert Patrick

“ I've been told that I've arrived many times over the years so I take it with a grain of salt. It's a relatively new situation obviously, but if it all went up in smoke tomorrow, I wouldn't really care that much. There are a lot of things that interest me… ”

- Viggo Mortensen

“ There are enough books in the world. You want to write the ones that are good. The minute you write books because you need the income not because you think you have a good subject, you should just stop. There are sixty thousand books published in this country every year, and most of them are crap. ”

- Michael Lewis

“ To me, film right now is dormant. It's a sleeping giant. It's the plaything of corporations. The people who determine what American film is today are no different from high rollers who go to Las Vegas. They just want to take all the money and put it on one big number and roll the dice on that number and if it craps out, next number… ”

- William Friedkin

“ Any professional knows that the flute and the piano is a boring combination. All you've got to arrive at is a kind of typical gestural crap, right? You might agree, though you wouldn't call it gestural crap. ”

- Morton Feldman

“ There may be a new album, and there may not. Right now, we're encouraging bootlegging because there have been some great live things that ended up on the Internet. Rather than try to stop it, we like it. If nobody gave a crap about you, they wouldn't bother to bootleg you. ”

- Burton Cummings

“ I met someone the other night who's 28 years old, and he hasn't worked a day since he left college because he's pursuing a dream he'll never, ever realize: He thinks he's a great singer. Actually, he's crap. ”

- Simon Cowell

“ Einstein said that God does not play dice with the universe. He was right, but not in the way he meant. God doesn't play dice with the universe because the universe doesn't need him. The craps table is set up and running. Whether or not God put it there is besides the point. ”

- Mark Coggins
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