Quotes of Condom - somelinesforyou

“ Condoms should be marketed in three sizes, jumbo, colossal, and super-colossal - so men don't have to go in and ask for the small. ”

- Barbara Seaman

“ Do you think someone who is about to rape you is going to stop and think about a condom? ”

- Eli Adorno

“ I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18 The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom? ”

- Adam Ant

“ I don't have to say 'Rap it up' every two seconds, or 'Don't do drugs' every two seconds. They know they're not supposed to use drugs, and they know they're supposed to put a condom on. ”

- Curtis Jackson

“ Television executives are afraid to advertise condoms that could save lives, but do not blush about telecasting a National Geographic special on President Reagan's pelvic plumbing. ”

- Martin F. Nolan
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