Quotes of Trey Parker - somelinesforyou

“ The truth is, marijuana probably isn't going to make you kill people. Most likely isn't going to fund terrorists, but pot makes you feel fine with being bored and it's when you're bored that you should be learning a new skill or some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you're not good at anything. ”

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

“ Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you care about. ”

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

“ I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family. ”

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

“ I just realized that there's going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with it the right way. ”

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

“ I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark When he made Pearl Harbor. I miss you more than that movie missed the point And that's an awful lot, girl. And now, now you've gone away And all I'm trying to say, is: Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school He was terrible in that film. I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part He's way better than Ben Affleck. And now, all I can think about is your smile and that shitty movie, too. Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? I guess Pearl Harbor sucked just a little bit more than I miss you. ”

- Trey Parker

“ I just realized that there's going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with it the right way. ”

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

“ Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb? ”

- Trey Parker

“ Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable. ”

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

“ Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable. ”

- Trey Parker

“ I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family. ”

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

“ I just realized that there's going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with it the right way. ”

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

“ Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you care about. ”

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

“ Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you care about. ”

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

“ Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb? ”

- Trey Parker

“ Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb? ”

- Trey Parker

“ I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends are to be treasured more than anything else in the world. ”

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

“ Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you care about. ”

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

“ Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simplier, but much less magical. ”

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

“ Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends. ”

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

“ I just realized that there's going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with it the right way. ”

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

“ I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids. ”

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

“ Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you care about. ”

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

“ I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family. ”

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

“ Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it. ”

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

“ Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it. ”

- Trey Parker

“ I love life…Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like…It makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before… ”

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

“ I love life…Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like…It makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before… ”

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

“ I love life…Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like…It makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before… ”

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

“ Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it. ”

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

“ Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it. ”

- Trey Parker
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