“ Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. ”
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“ For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string. ”
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“ All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy. ”
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“ I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens. ”
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“ Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy. ”
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“ Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy. ”
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“ And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. ”
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“ And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. ”
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“ Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy. ”
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“ Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy. ”
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“ All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. ”
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“ Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. ”
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“ Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions. ”
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“ Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy. ”
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“ Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. ”
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“ And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. ”
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“ Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. ”
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“ Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy. ”
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“ Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy. ”
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“ In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife. ”
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“ In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife. ”
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