Quotes of Mort Sahl - somelinesforyou

“ A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ The bravest thing that men do is love women. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ My life needs editing. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ The bravest thing that men do is love women. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ I found people looked better when they laughed. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ The bravest thing that men do is love women. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now. ”

- Mort Sahl

“ Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost. ”

- Mort Sahl
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