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“ Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. ”
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“ The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants. ”
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“ Just keep moving forward and don’t give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you. ”
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“ The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants. ”
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“ It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone – but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. ”
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“ The ring of fire still burns around you and I, keeping our love hotter than a pepper sprout. ”
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“ If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second. ”
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“ I was angry and frustrated until I started my own family and my first child was born. Until then I didn’t really appreciate life the way I should have, but fortunately I woke up. ”
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“ If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. ”
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“ If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them. ”
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“ I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. ”
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“ If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them. ”
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