“ Marriage is a wonderful invention; but then again so is a bicycle repair kit. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ People often say that football and boxing are the ways out of the working class and they are your ticket out of that kind of life, if you happen to want to leave it. But, for me, the library is the key. That is where the escape tunnel is. All of the knowledge in the world is there. The great brains of the world are at your fingertips. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ People often say that football and boxing are the ways out of the working class and they are your ticket out of that kind of life, if you happen to want to leave it. But, for me, the library is the key. That is where the escape tunnel is. All of the knowledge in the world is there. The great brains of the world are at your fingertips. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ I'm very big in Australia, New Zealand, Britain, Canada and America. It's nice. I have a lovely life, and actually it pays better than the movies. Well, it doesn't pay better than Tom Cruise in the movies. But it pays better than I get. I get bus fare compared to these guys. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ I'm very big in Australia, New Zealand, Britain, Canada and America. It's nice. I have a lovely life, and actually it pays better than the movies. Well, it doesn't pay better than Tom Cruise in the movies. But it pays better than I get. I get bus fare compared to these guys. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ I'm very big in Australia, New Zealand, Britain, Canada and America. It's nice. I have a lovely life, and actually it pays better than the movies. Well, it doesn't pay better than Tom Cruise in the movies. But it pays better than I get. I get bus fare compared to these guys. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ I'm very big in Australia, New Zealand, Britain, Canada and America. It's nice. I have a lovely life, and actually it pays better than the movies. Well, it doesn't pay better than Tom Cruise in the movies. But it pays better than I get. I get bus fare compared to these guys. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ I'm very big in Australia, New Zealand, Britain, Canada and America. It's nice. I have a lovely life, and actually it pays better than the movies. Well, it doesn't pay better than Tom Cruise in the movies. But it pays better than I get. I get bus fare compared to these guys. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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“ I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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