Quotes of Amy Sedaris - somelinesforyou

“ Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it. ”

- Amy Sedaris

“ Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend. ”

- Amy Sedaris

“ Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend. ”

- Amy Sedaris

“ Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it. ”

- Amy Sedaris

“ Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend. ”

- Amy Sedaris

“ Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking. ”

- Amy Sedaris

“ Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend. ”

- Amy Sedaris
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